That's a very Japanese idea, Roshi

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expertcosmotips:

show him your inner playboy bunny by jumping up and down on his penis 

miss-milk:

Are we just pretending this didn’t happen or something?

My kind of idol Nigella Lawson and her vile creature of a husband publically choking her in rage has made me so fucking angry right now. I mean i know no facts, but look at her fucking face as she walks away! but what makes my rage boil even hotter is that now people are slating her for being a coward and not standing up against domestic violence. Sorry, WHAT? She is being attacked for being attacked. Now how the fuck does that work. ANd it’s clear from the first picture its abusive and controlling all of the time not just in this very public incident. I love you Nigella.

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I like clean shaven legs

I like fuzzy legs

But I fucking hate the prickly legs

Why can’t I have both fuzzy and smooth?

Alcohol probably isn’t a good thing for me because I’m someone who drinks everything incredibly fast. So it’s all I can do not to chug it all back

Anyway, I’m off to make FIIIIRE

Someone come party with me madison is being lame

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anthropologymajorfox:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating purple and green. Foreground — a picture of a fox. Top text: “Archaeological anomaly” Bottom text: “Ritual”]

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digitintheremisterspock:

thesassylorax:

spatscolombo:

Spock’s got moves; deal with it.

live long and get some

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